ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC
Look at this picture of Danny Briere.
claude giroux + danny briere
↳ ich liebe dich (i love you)
"Your smile could probably light up New York after dark"
The Dallas Stars have lost their chill (pt 2)
Who is your Hart Trophy pick? (x)
it’s game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, 2015. Against all odds, it is a match up between the Washington Capitals and the Dallas Stars. The puck is dropped, but nobody moves, until the two captains skate to the center of the ice. The lights darken, and they drop their sticks. Two microphones descend from the ceiling. Alexander Ovechkin and Jamie Benn share a look. Their moment has come. They will settle this fight over the Stanley Cup with a rap battle.
"It’s a dream come true, to get drafted in Montréal, the best hockey place in the world, by your favourite team growing up. It’s like a story book. It doesn’t happen very often and I’m very lucky."
look at all these babes
“YEAH, WELL, I’M NOT EATING MY BROCCOLI EITHER!”
other captions for this picture:
“I DON’T CARE, PAUL, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD”
“NO YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP, YOU CAN’T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP”
“MOM, HE KEEPS PUTTING HIS HANDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR”
“I DO NOT EAT POOP, MOOOOM HE SAID I EAT POOP”
“NO, BULBASAUR SUCKS - I SAID BULBASAUR SUCKS, CHARIZARD IS SO MUCH BETTER”
“YOU ALWAYS LET ERIC GET A POWER RANGER AND YOU NEVER LET ME GET ANYTHING MOM I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOOOOORN”
“MOM I WANTED LEGOS, THESE ARE MEGA BLOKS. NO MOM THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GOD”
goalieglove: #jeff skinner #actual child